True Story #0981
I saw David Lee Roth in the Photo section of Wal-Mart today. He was getting some prints enlarged.
I was like: "Bosdee-bosdee-bop. California girls. Hibbity bee-bop. White bell-bottoms."
He was like: "Grow up."
I was like: "Everybody knows CVS has better film processing. What are you, some kind of asshole?"
He was like: "My mom gave me a gift card for my birthday. F*ck off."
I was like: "All your big hits were cover songs."
He was like: "And what's your name?"
I was like: "Ouch, bro."
I was like: "Bosdee-bosdee-bop. California girls. Hibbity bee-bop. White bell-bottoms."
He was like: "Grow up."
I was like: "Everybody knows CVS has better film processing. What are you, some kind of asshole?"
He was like: "My mom gave me a gift card for my birthday. F*ck off."
I was like: "All your big hits were cover songs."
He was like: "And what's your name?"
I was like: "Ouch, bro."
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